I’m checking out for a few days, but before I go I have this to say about that. Hopefully it will hold you over until I get back.

Good bye Maddox. Good bye Javy. I’ll miss your thighs. I mean, your amazing skills on the field and behind home plate. Sad day for the Bravos. A moment of silence please.

What the hell is this? And this?

More importantly, did you know:

WHAT IS THE NUTRITIONAL VALUE OF WHEATGRASS JUICE?
One ounce of Wheatgrass Juice is equivalent in vitamins, minerals, and amino acids found in 2-1/2 pounds of green leaf vegetables. 1 oz. Wheatgrass Juice = 2-1/2 lbs. Green leaf vegetables. Wheatgrass is one of the richest natural sources of vitamins A, complete B complex, B-17, C, E, and K. In addition, Wheatgrass is an excellent source of Calcium, Potassium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Sodium, Sulfur, Cobalt, Zinc, 17 forms of amino acids and enzymes.

Isn’t that CRAZY? Gogityewsome.