26 degrees. Twenty-six. Ah two, ah sixer. Who do I need to write to about this? My congressman? Is there a petition we’re all signing for Mother Nature? Go ahead and forge my name to keep it moving along. And you know what else? Global warming? A hoax.

With the cold comes a remarkable lack of humidity. I’m going to scratch D-R-Y in the skin on my forehead (remember that old lotion commercial where the lady does this on her leg?) and see if anyone comments.

Yes the new iPod is cute. Yes, I would like a little pink one. Are they THAT much smaller than the one I have? Not really. Are they THAT much less expensive? Not really. Mostly, they’re just cute. That may be “enough” when it comes to pop idols, but only time will tell if it’s enough for technology.

I realize that The King of Queens had a story line on this last year but it’s finally happening to me. Why doesn’t TiVo know that I ONLY want it to record AdultSwim Toons and not crap like Sponge Bob (hisssssss Nickelodeon)? If you could look into that and get back to me, it would be great.

This is fantastic. Some of the folks that work for JW (aka my Boss Man) wrapped one of our girls office for her birthday. It was great. Wrapping paper on everything…garbage can, pen cup, CPU, monitor, desk, cube walls…priceless.