Imagine if you will, climbing into a Wrangler.

Now imagine doing it Dukes of Hazard Style, grabbing the frame and hurling yourself into the captians chair.

Now imagine nailing yourself with one of these (see below) smack in the middle of your ass cheek.

Thanks.

My tender and fleshy bootie was bruising within the hour, and it’s marked with a nice 4 in diameter tye-dye-ish blend of reds, purples, greens and blues. Yes, I considered posting a picture of the mark…but no one really wants to see that.