So a friend of mine got me this fantastic device.

Not just because he worries about my personal safety as I run through the ‘hood as part of my training, but also because he’d just like to see me use it on someone in a fit of rage. This stuff is so freaking dangerous that I find myself nearly hysterical at the thought of spraying someone with it.

Here’s the description:

These pepper sprays combines OC PEPPER with CN TEAR GAS along with a UV MARKING DYE. OC PEPPER causes eyes to slam shut and uncontrollable coughing and choking. CN TEAR GAS causes profuse tearing, an intense burning sensation to the face and disorientation. UV DYE marks the assailant and may aid in identification once apprehended.Compact design fits comfortably in woman’s hand. Finger-grip dispenser correctly orients the unit even in the dark. Features flip-top safety cap and keychain. 11 gram unit sprays 6-12 feet. Contains 5 one second bursts.

I want to turn someone orange.