In preparation for my trip across the pond later today, a friend sent me this:

- Celtic is pronounced Kell-tick and not Cell-tick, no matter what they say in Boston.
- While St. Patrick did chase all the snakes from Ireland, lawyers have managed to return.
- Midgets in Ireland do not like to be called ‘leprechauns’, until they get drunk at which point they could care less.
- When someone uses the word ‘Gaelic’ Try not to snicker and say “you said ‘gay’ in a Beavis and Butthead voice”.

I’ll type at you from the other side…

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