I’ve had a headache since Sunday, and it feels as though it’s actually infiltrated my eyeballs. I’m not clear on the cause, but it’s impacting my desire to look at this screen long enough to write anything of interest or value.

That said, I leave you with this: men should not have moustaches unless they’re in the Wild West. In as much as my footwear gave away my nationality while in Ireland, your choice of belt/no belt with jeans tells me with a high level of accuracy what part of the states you were raised in. (Lord, is that sentence even anywhere near grammatically possible?)