Oh my sweet, silly, naive, love hungry babies. What am I going to do with you? As a result of talking with a friend of mine about his 11 month relationship that recently soured, I have two things I’d like to say about the strange and special ways men and women set and communicate expectations, and where each gender tends to leave voids or basically behave like idiots.

An open letter to the ladies -
Don’t hide who you really are or what you really want - from life, from the world, from a relationship. If you can’t find the way towards it on your own, don’t look for it from a man. If you’re on your way and a man helps along the way, be kind and patient.

An open letter to the men -
Don’t hide who you really are or what you really want - from life, from the world, from a relationship. Find out what she wants, and help her get it - but don’t loose sight of your own needs. If she’s not worth the effort, walk away. She’s not the one.

Why are these concepts so difficult to grasp? C’mon people, get with the program, you’re wearing me out.

This coffee tastes like shit.