If you didn’t catch Kung Fu Hustle in the theatre, I’m afraid you’re screwed. I can’t imagine watching this one on a small screen but it’s a gem you shouldn’t miss either way, so go ahead and throw it on your NetFlicks list now. I’ll be right here waiting, go ahead.

The Sony Pictures Classic missed its just reward of brilliant critical acclaim at the box office, but then so did Super Troopers and Office Space. Are you hearing me? Between the gay Asian barbers butt crack hanging out of his pants through the whole film to the hilariously choreographed dancing street gang to the landlady with the perpetual cigarette drooping out of her mouth, this little-flick-that-could was supreme. With an awesome collection of bad teeth, Road Runner style chase scenes, jiggly man tits and Jet Li fight moves, it was also chalk full of the physical humor I just can’t get enough of.

You know I love to see a good bitch slap.

In other news, TAKE YOUR TOP OFF! I heard your requests and I’ve done it. It’s officially summer now that I’ve taken my girl in for a thorough wash and slid her top around her waist. Baby Blue is ready and waiting for the open road, where she can allow the wind to turn what’s left of my mop into a tangled mess. Convertible weather has arrived.

Lastly, I’m really looking forward to seeing Dogtown and Z Boys when it hits the screen. I don’t imagine it’s for everybody but it strikes a nostalgic cord with me and makes me want to steal my brothers skateboard all over again to go rolling through Anchor-town with the boys. Watch the trailer here.

I’m sorry, did you just say “meow”?