Then again, as you read this, it looks like the first thing. For the other two entries from today, shut up and scroll. You’re my bitch and you’ll do what I tell you.

For those of you who have been sending me e-mails and posting comments asking what my theme song wound up being (I love mail!!), it’s Punk Rock Girl by the Dead Milkmen. (lyrics here)

Thanks to Richard Benevedes and Christopher Lee Johnson (you have to say all three of his names) it was one of my songs in the 80’s, so it’s only fitting that it would make an encore appearance with super flat sneakers, fauxhawks, pegged pants and those black rubber bracelet thingies. Props to DJ Scotto for making the final call.

Damn it, that picture makes me laugh every time.