Leading into Saturday I was only told there was a detailed agenda, that The Girls would come to pick me up at 1p, and that I should dress comfortably. There were no hints until late Thursday when Heather told me that there would be a surprise guest for Event #1.
When the girls arrived to scoop me up, Yolanda handed me a purple tiara with “Happy Birthday” on it and started to ask “hey, how to get to…” when Heather interrupted and said they’d figure it out. They did. We pulled into midtown and I thought maybe the surprise was picking Kim up (who had to work a game) but we rolled past her building and when we stopped in traffic in front of the Fox, Yolanda told us to get out of the car. We did, and I thought perhaps we were having lunch at Baradona. I followed Heather to the will call window to discover we were going to the Nutcracker (which I’ve never seen) and started hopping up and down. Right about then the surprise guest attempted to sneak up on me and was jostled slightly by all my hopping. It wouldn’t be a surprise if I told you who it was, now would it?
Following the play and nearly punching a talker in the back of the head, we pointed towards Manuel’s (no surprise) for a snack, a beverage, and a meet up with Sarah before Event #2. BTW, my favorite part? The sheep in the second half – they had me at the first butt wiggle.

Next we found ourselves at Wired and Fired where you paint your own pre-thrown pottery. Another something the girls have known I’ve wanted to do for ages, an idea that could only be improved upon by allowing us to bring a bottle of wine with us. Sarah forgot? No worries, there’s a gas station across the street where you can pick up a bottle of vino that looks like shampoo. Fortunately, it wasn’t bad at all and we wrapped our projects in no time. See also: Heather seems sweet but has dark thoughts.

On the way to Event #3 (dinner) we bumped into these guys near the Brewhouse.


Still sans Kim, we had a nice dinner at Harry & Sons where Yo tried saki for the first time and we discovered again that the four of us can’t leave the house without running into someone we know.

On the way back to Heathers, she suggested we stop at Mulligans, which is the home of the Ham Dog and the deep fried Twinkie. Oh yeah, and kinky clown porn. I’m not kidding…about any of it. It was also amateur musician / artist night and I found the lights too bright for the clientele. Just the same, a great time…how can I be with them and *not* have a great time? C’mon.

So we eventually landed back at the house which we had to ourselves for the night since Heather’s husband abandoned us in fear of what might happen to him if he stayed.
Now changed into jammies, we raided the fridge and prepared to get our drink on.





The Thrashers game eventually ended and Kim was able to join us in time for cake. Mmmmmmmmmm cake. Why are there two? I’m the only one in the crowd who likes German Chocolate, so the girls picked up tiramisu for themselves. Frank looked pretty interested in my cake.

Yo brought Dance Dance Revolution perhaps in hopes of watching one of us bust ass and almost got her wish. It kicked my butt even though Riley tried to help me out, and Kim dominated it. The woman wouldn’t rest until she got an “A” on Like a Virgin, which may or may not have worsened her cold and seen to it that she didn’t sleep, but instead sat in a chair in the living room all night and watched me sleep. Somewhere during her competition I leaned over and dozed off.

The sun was up in offensive form and I rose with it. Sunday morning commitments aren’t shunned just because I was up until two AM. The girls were impressed by my morning hair and I couldn’t help but channel the Beastie Boys and their “I recognized your girlie by the back of her head” as we poured ourselves out the front door for Kim to drive me home.

Those are the facts of the birthday extravaganza, but not the emotions. All I can say is this – I’m blessed. These girls have come into my life with a roar and created room for themselves in my heart where I didn’t know there was any to be had…and I like having them there.
Kissy boo, babies!