I’ve long been a believer that people should have to be licensed to procreate. My Darwin believing friends might disagree with adding a level of bureaucracy when we could just let them sort themselves out, but you know me, I’m a believer in the quick fix.

That said, I found this part of Augusten Burroughs book Magical Thinking:

But as a rule, gay guys do not make bad parents; they make excellent parents. Because unlike straight people, gay people can’t have kids by accident. Only by power of attorney.

Amen, brotha.