I received a jury summons over a month ago, and felt sure my “stand by” group wouldn’t be called.
I was wrong.
My first thought is: are these people effing crazy? My second thought is: this could be fun…
It’s unfortunate I take myself so seriously, this would be a great time to test drive my impression of someone with Turrets, or pick my nose and examine the findings or pull a Jodie Foster and just recite lyrics from an Eminem “song” sans style.