I received a jury summons over a month ago, and felt sure my “stand by” group wouldn’t be called.
I was wrong.
My first thought is: are these people effing crazy? My second thought is: this could be fun…
It’s unfortunate I take myself so seriously, this would be a great time to test drive my impression of someone with Turrets, or pick my nose and examine the findings or pull a Jodie Foster and just recite lyrics from an Eminem “song” sans style.
31 May 06
7:55 am
Funny, yesterday I received a survey from the DeKalb County Criminal Justice system. I was certain I was once again being summoned for jury selection (again). Thankfully, I was wrong.
31 May 06
1:33 pm
May I suggest you recite the lyrics from the Eminem song “Shake That”.
31 May 06
2:11 pm
The Jodie Foster clip is unbelievable…yet more proof of why the Hollywood elites shouldn’t operate without a script!