Let’s recap, since you probably won’t scroll down to read and I want you to understand in the future when I make rude or hostile remarks about …things.
-Mechanics replaced stereo
-Mechanics broke air conditioning
-Left very articulate and animated message for service director
-Left turn signal out (coincidence?)
-Maigh.com & liftlift.tv down from 4pEST Fri until approx 12aEST Sat - and totally not my fault
-Left turn signal *almost* replaced, but I had the wrong bulb
-Trapped in gridlock Friday night due to Braves game (I didn’t check the schedule)
-Trapped in gridlock Saturday afternoon due to Braves game (I didn’t learn from previously listed mistake)
-Woke at 6a Saturday, up until 1a
-Slept until 11a Sunday (going to hell), took a nap from 2-4
-Drank chocolate milk
-Was up until 3am Monday morning doing “stuff” for liftlift.tv
-Woke up at 5:45a to start my walk in
-Improved commute time by 6 minutes since day 1
-Somewhere in there I managed to: check mail, pay bills, make bed, hang clothes, clean fridge, load dishwasher, sweep floors, take out trash, run to Target, run to Eckard and be seen by another Blogger and his wife while I was rocking some very serious prison hair
-Forgot to pull aquarium pictures off my camera
I am now: bloated, hormonal and especially sensitive about my didn’t-notice-it-until-last-year-but-holy-frack-are-they-uneven nostrils.
A very small part of me wishes caffeine drinks didn’t make my wee black heart feel like it was on the verge of short circuiting. Another part of me thinks that I could take a nap under my desk and go completely undetected. Another part of me wants to strap brushes to my feet and clean the floors like Pipi Longstocking.
Happy Monday, my wee lump crabcakes.
31 Jul 06
9:31 am
Do you have a photo of the serious prison hair?
31 Jul 06
9:59 am
do you really think that you can go undetected sleeping under your desk!?
31 Jul 06
10:42 am
No evidence, and yes if I rearranged a few things I think I probably could. It would be a very cramped very great adventure!
31 Jul 06
10:46 am
you need a george costanza desk!
31 Jul 06
8:52 pm
Posts like this one keep me on the edge of my seat for more. However, I do feel bad that my entertainment is your hardship. So for that, I apologize. But damn, I love your stuff!
01 Aug 06
9:35 am
It’s all good Tabitha.
I am a certifiable schadenfreude, so I appreciate your appreciation…or something.
11 Aug 06
9:50 pm
I meant to respond when you first posted this. As the boy who was witness to the “prision hair” I can say that you were perfectly presentable.
However, me and the missus were disappointed that we didn’t catch you buying something horrifying. It was all so normal. Damn!