This post has 8 comments.

1. Tiffany
   04 Jan 07
   6:59 pm

   I don’t like to eat things that come out of a can. And I have serious food-touching issues. Really, eating with me is like being the Ringmaster at the circus.
2. your seester
   04 Jan 07
   9:14 pm

   There’s a lady I know
   If I didn’t know her
   She’d be the lady I didn’t know.

   And my lady, she went downtown
   She bought some broccoli
   She brought it home.

   She’s chopping broccoli
   Chopping broccoli
   Chopping broccoli
   Chopping broccoli

   She’s chopping broccoli
   She’s chopping broccoli
   She’s chop.. ooh!
   She’s chopping broccola-ah-ie!
3. your seester
   04 Jan 07
   9:20 pm

   Excuse me, upon doing further research, I have discovered that was not quite correct. It should have read:

   There’s a lady I know
   If I didn’t know her
   She’d be the la-tay I didn’t know.

   And my lady, she went downtown
   She bought some ber-ra-ccoli
   She Brought it Ho-ome…
   Now
   She’s choppin’ broccoli
   Choppin’ brocco-li
   Choppin’ brocco-la
   Choppin’ brocco-laa-aa

   SHE’S CHOPPIN’ BROCCO-LAY
   CHOPPIN’ BROCCO-LAY
   SHE’S CHOP-EAH-UN!

   Choppin’ brocco-loco-lay-eaa-eaa -eaa-eeee

   She’s choppin’ broccoli

   she choppin’ she choppin’ she choppin’ she choppin’ she choppin’ ch ch ch ch ch ch ta ta ta ta the broc-co-li-i

   She’s choppin’ brrrrraaaaiiiii

   She’s chop she’s chop broccoli

   She’s choppin’ Beeeeeeeeeeeeeee

   My apologies for the previous incomplete comment.
4. Maigh
   04 Jan 07
   11:50 pm

   I will continue to eat your broccoli if you will continue to eat my mushrooms.
5. Maigh
   04 Jan 07
   11:51 pm

   Tiffany - mine can touch, but I typically only eat one item at a time. All “accessory” foods, then the main course, etc. Oh, how The Mc loves it. Not.
6. bear
   05 Jan 07
   1:08 am

   So many people do that - eat all of one thing then move to the next.

   My mom would eat ONE BITE of each of her items, take a drink, and then start over. Not necessarily in the same order, but it was so consistent I would sit across from her at the dinner table, mesmerized by the system.

   Of course, that was only the few times I was actually still eating when she finally sat down to eat - I was usually almost done by the time she finally got to start the rounds.

   And for the record - I’m right there with ya on the mushroom dealie-oh.
7. Ryan
   10 Jan 07
   10:26 am

   Maigh,
   Tiffany would truely be happy if she could eat every meal off of the grade school cafeteria plates with sections, this would even include 5 star establishments.

   Ryan - her jackass brother
8. Maigh
   10 Jan 07
   10:38 am

   Ryan - Tiffany is clearly a genius. I believe she and I should be on the next Presidential ticket.