In Georgia they call them “mountains”. I like to call them “big blue boobies” because from a distance, that’s what they favor. I suspect this is what originally drew men in, not promises of gold.

Mtns in Helen

Near Alpine Helen, at the foothills of the N GA mountains and 90 miles north of Atlanta, you can get a sample of what the boobs are really made of in Unicoi State Park or in the neighboring attraction of Anna Ruby Falls where trees are so bad ass – they grow out of rocks.

Back in town, you can sample the flavors of a town that’s known far and wide for it’s Bavarian flair. Do I drink beer? Nope, but today is a good day to try. Especially when I have a DD and there’s a variety of sausages involved, it seems criminal not to. Yeah, c’mon.

In north Georgia, the horses come with their own poop catchers, the nuts are nuts, the grist mill that has been there 150 years is still operating (no chit, didn’t I see that four at Whole Foods? Yes, I did) the jaw breakers are as big as your head and the air is so clean your body barely knows what to do with it. Note to self: next visit –> the winery.

They may not be my mountains, but they’ll do. How much longer ’till I can retire? This working shit is for the birds.

This post has 8 comments.

  1. Ace
    12 Jan 07
    10:39 am

    Is that a “Wendys” sign on the top pic? Those sausages and ‘kraut look mighty tasty! Anyone that sticks a 1# jawbreaker in their mouth has some issues! If you find a way to survive without this working shit, lemme know. Hope this weekend is just as nice as last!

  2. Ed
    12 Jan 07
    11:45 am

    “I suspect this is what originally drew men in, not promises of gold.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  3. That does it. I’m taking a road trip. Mmm…sausage and beer….

  4. mega
    13 Jan 07
    10:15 am

    hey!

    i’ve been there! i raced mt bikes there back-in-the-day. and yes, i am old enough to say back-in-the-day. . .

    it was odd coming upon an alpine village in GA.

    enjoy!

    xo
    m

  5. miss king
    14 Jan 07
    11:42 am

    I had a great comment about beer, brats, balls and giant horses…..didn’t sound so good when I read it again. Enjoy the blue boobies.
    Wow. I just can’t keep it clean today

  6. Maigh
    16 Jan 07
    1:36 am

    Mega – what in the __ were you doin’ in N GA?

    MK – “Clean” is so overrated, don’t you think?

  7. Maigh
    16 Jan 07
    12:43 pm

    Oh yeah – and Shelby – GET OUT THERE!

  8. [...] once in a life time visit was out of my system in January when I went with the PFL, but recently a girls weekend called for a cabin (with a hot tub, a fireplace and no creepy blue [...]

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