I have to argue that despite popular opinion, my boy Sager is in fact not the dumbest man in North America.
Putting my health and sanity on the line in the name of science, I performed extensive research and now present the results to you ungrateful heathens:
He was able to:
~ read my name on his phone display
~ correctly identify the “talk” button
~ coordinate motor skills to press said talk button
~ correctly identify which end of the phone to speak into
~ form coherent sentences
~ offer somewhat sound advice
~ make jokes and pig noises
Now that I’ve documented that my findings are in direct conflict with the opinion of He-who-shall-not-be-named, do you reckon I’ll make the blacklist too? Or do I have to find myself on the ass end of some bogus bureaucratic doping gangbang first?
I wouldn’t be surprised if I was targeted next. I mean, I am the logical choice/target, what with my mad cycling skills and my inability to read control signs that aren’t there.
23 Jan 07
11:53 am
the only thing puppy boy did wrong was fail to eat meat. i ate a vegan egg and sausage biscuit this weekend, because curiosity literally ran me over. it was so weird and made even less sense than i couldn’t have imagined. i’ve been looking for carrots and sprouts made of meat and eggs, but i can’t find them? it’s so unfair.
i need a cowboy hat.
23 Jan 07
12:23 pm
Followed you over from Flickr. That buffalo ass looks tasty…. and the mountains.
All true.
My gravity and lack of drive keeps me from pedal bike racing
The Harley’s are my style now. I do have a good GT mountain…. 280lbs no skinny tires.
Getting the jist of your rants and links, that anything to win misses the point of the race.
BTW. if I read that letter out loud I’d have to wash my own mouth out with soup. Letting the emotions fly.
Tom
23 Jan 07
12:25 pm
Damn….. soap, not soup. Ahhhh
23 Jan 07
4:46 pm
Someone once tricked me into eating a veggie hot dog and I killed them with it.
28 Jan 07
11:24 am
just ‘read’ (i use that word in quotes as i had to sift through all of the foul language and typos) some of the posts to raceclean.com, and the site propieter calls sager ‘an idiot?’
good lord. i cuss a lot, but not in any kind of official basis or forum being used to try and influence people to my side of the story. plus, i can spell and use grammar and punctuation in a decent manner. how does raceclean.com seriously expect to get their ‘points’ across with such a sorry excuse for written english?
while i definitely question sager’s veganism, i would like to think that he is pretty clean. granted he cannot win outside of texas, but there is no drug out there that is geographically responsible for wins.