Like left turns against traffic, I’ll do almost anything to avoid using a semicolon.
That is all.

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Like left turns against traffic, I’ll do almost anything to avoid using a semicolon.
That is all.

Posted by Maigh.
25 January 2007 at 8:13 am
5 comments
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25 Jan 07
10:53 am
25 Jan 07
10:54 am
Had this conversation with my boss yesterday. He was trying to figure out why Word gave him the “you’ve been bad underline.” Since explaining the right-click to the old man is impossible, I told him that he needs to put a period or semi-colon. I recommended a period as semi-colons make people look like pompus asses.
25 Jan 07
11:39 am
Touche, vc.
31 Jan 07
6:48 pm
“…do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites, standing for absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.”
–Kurt Vonnegut
07 Feb 07
6:30 pm
My understanding is that semicolons are more afraid of us than we are of them.