According to The Mc, this is the first step in his emasculation. Apparently replacing his maple paper towel holder with my chrome version has something to do with his testicles.

Who knew? This could have saved me so much time wasted kicking guys in the groin.

Emasculation

This post has 12 comments.

  1. Tulio
    12 Jun 07
    9:46 am

    I prefer the chrome version or even better a stainless steel version.

  2. dpb
    12 Jun 07
    10:10 am

    He’s worried about having a chrome paper towel holder but has no issue that the paper towels have little designy flowery thingies on it?

  3. Maigh
    12 Jun 07
    10:17 am

    @ Tulio - thank you!

    @ dpb - He’s a guy, he just grabs stuff off a shelf.

  4. bear
    12 Jun 07
    11:45 am

    I thought guys liked chrome? Anything chrome is better than plain, right? ;)

  5. Eddie
    12 Jun 07
    11:58 am

    LMAO! chrome is only cool when its diamond plate or if it’s on a truck with at least a 6 inch lift! i sypathize with the mc!!

  6. Maigh
    12 Jun 07
    12:02 pm

    @Eddie - but, but, but! It matches my toaster (http://tinyurl.com/yqfver) and stuffs. Don’t men understand that things need to match? And I know you, Eddie - no comments about curtians.

  7. Eddie
    12 Jun 07
    12:24 pm

    thats exactly why i sypathize with the mc, i never had curtains before then all of a sudden im matching!! wtf i had never matched before!! but tell him to let go. its for the best, and he can secretly keep some non matching stuff around, like socks!! i wear a brown and a black just cause i can!! :)

  8. dpb
    12 Jun 07
    12:31 pm

    the wood look seems more feminine to me actually … it’s all about the stainless steel.

    And I’m a guy who just grabs off the shelf, too but I sure as hell make sure there are no prints on it when I grab.

  9. somewhereinak
    12 Jun 07
    12:47 pm

    The maple dispenser is bigger and thicker. ;)

  10. the jesus
    12 Jun 07
    1:46 pm

    It’s clear to me… you dissed his wood.

    I feel for you mc, I really do.

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