The flips I’m wearing today combined with the excessive heat produce an unwanted side effect: they make my feet fart.

They’ll be relegated to the back of the closet until the temperatures drop below surface-of-the-sun hot.

That is all.

This post has 8 comments.

  1. Kyle
    15 Aug 07
    5:02 pm

    I wonder if there is recognized name for “Foot Flatulence” similar to names when flatulence occurs from other parts of the body?

  2. Tabitha
    15 Aug 07
    5:08 pm

    my favorite pair flippers do that to me too.

    i thought i was the only one with a mutant sweaty arch. now i know i am not alone :)

  3. Tabitha
    15 Aug 07
    5:08 pm

    oops.

    pair *of* flippers. of. damn.

  4. the jesus
    15 Aug 07
    10:49 pm

    I’ve never heard anyone blame it on their flippers…. sad Maigh, just plain sad.

  5. bosskat
    16 Aug 07
    4:57 pm

    question is, does the noise produce an odor?

  6. IronGambit
    17 Aug 07
    3:49 am

    the way that you end your post reminds me of “The Devil Wears Prada.”

  7. Maigh
    17 Aug 07
    8:52 am

    @IronGambit – haven’t seen it yet…not sure how to feel about the fact that you have… ;)

  8. Eddie
    17 Aug 07
    11:30 am

    iron, you wanna know how i know you’re gay?