Reason #452 Why Grayson Rules and Your Pet…Doesn’t

My kitten fetches.

Beat that, ya dirty whores.

10 thoughts on “Reason #452 Why Grayson Rules and Your Pet…Doesn’t

  1. FYI, I read that as “My kitten feltches. Beat that, ya dirty whores.”

    And the worst part is I probably could beat that

  2. Sorry, but one of our boy cats used to hump the other boy cat… aggressively.

    It was quite a dirty sight, at least they just hold hands/paws now

  3. Nemo fetches….but you have to give him the right ball of paper. If it smells at all like bread or cookies, he will only fetch it once – then try to eat it. Game over. He’s a carb fool.

    He also has an alcohol addiction – rubbing alcohol, whiteboard cleaner, envelope glue, it’s all good.

    DH says that the carb and alcohol jones is how you can tell he’s an American cat :-)

  4. Impressive. But you won’t find it so cute when he starts finding REAL mice and bugs to bring to you.

    And it’s nice to read about Nemo’s weird food fetishes. My Harley LOVES plastic. Like in plastic bags….wouldn’t be so bad if he wouldn’t return, in kind, in upchuck form.

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