For the 3rd year running, I offer you this warning:

Please, for the love of all things deep fried and layered in chocolate - do not let me hear you say “St. Paddy’s”.

The man was a SAINT, people. You didn’t know him personally and therefore you don’t get the privilege of calling him by some lazy and cheap nickname, any more than you’d call Mother Teresa “Tess”. “Yeah, Tess and I threw a couple back at Moe’s and Joe’s last night. That woman can put away some PBR’s…and you should hear her belch Freebird!”

The fact that Cindy and Karen say they call her “Momma T” is hysterical and completely beside the point.

Really. I have a shrimp fork handy and I’m not afraid to jam you in the nads with it.

kthanxluvyabai.

This post has 9 comments.

  1. Seth
    17 Mar 08
    9:55 am

    You? Who hates the *skrimps*? Has a shrimp fork?

    I’ll believe it when I see it.

    St. Paddy’s!

    *runs away*

  2. Maigh
    17 Mar 08
    9:58 am

    Alright, alright…ya got me there. Man do I hate the skrimps.

  3. Kayron
    17 Mar 08
    10:37 am

    haha! yes indeedy, that mama t is a mean drunk.

  4. Pwned by Seth. Niiiiice.

  5. Bear
    17 Mar 08
    11:52 am

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCbuRA_D3KU

    Muppets and St. Patrick - a winning combination!

  6. bosskat
    17 Mar 08
    3:05 pm

    Do girls have nads too?

  7. Maigh
    17 Mar 08
    3:36 pm

    Nads, ovaries, whatever.

  8. Alli
    17 Mar 08
    8:59 pm

    *running from Maigh with the fork*

    ;)

  9. cpow
    18 Mar 08
    5:10 pm

    teehee!! i nary said it once yesterday! and even spelled it out full right SAINT PATRICK when referring to his day! i swears it!