For the 3rd year running, I offer you this warning:
Please, for the love of all things deep fried and layered in chocolate - do not let me hear you say “St. Paddy’s”.
The man was a SAINT, people. You didn’t know him personally and therefore you don’t get the privilege of calling him by some lazy and cheap nickname, any more than you’d call Mother Teresa “Tess”. “Yeah, Tess and I threw a couple back at Moe’s and Joe’s last night. That woman can put away some PBR’s…and you should hear her belch Freebird!”
The fact that Cindy and Karen say they call her “Momma T” is hysterical and completely beside the point.
Really. I have a shrimp fork handy and I’m not afraid to jam you in the nads with it.
kthanxluvyabai.
17 Mar 08
9:55 am
You? Who hates the *skrimps*? Has a shrimp fork?
I’ll believe it when I see it.
St. Paddy’s!
*runs away*
17 Mar 08
9:58 am
Alright, alright…ya got me there. Man do I hate the skrimps.
17 Mar 08
10:37 am
haha! yes indeedy, that mama t is a mean drunk.
17 Mar 08
10:43 am
Pwned by Seth. Niiiiice.
17 Mar 08
11:52 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCbuRA_D3KU
Muppets and St. Patrick - a winning combination!
17 Mar 08
3:05 pm
Do girls have nads too?
17 Mar 08
3:36 pm
Nads, ovaries, whatever.
17 Mar 08
8:59 pm
*running from Maigh with the fork*
18 Mar 08
5:10 pm
teehee!! i nary said it once yesterday! and even spelled it out full right SAINT PATRICK when referring to his day! i swears it!