For the 3rd year running, I offer you this warning:

Please, for the love of all things deep fried and layered in chocolate – do not let me hear you say “St. Paddy’s”.

The man was a SAINT, people. You didn’t know him personally and therefore you don’t get the privilege of calling him by some lazy and cheap nickname, any more than you’d call Mother Teresa “Tess”. “Yeah, Tess and I threw a couple back at Moe’s and Joe’s last night. That woman can put away some PBR’s…and you should hear her belch Freebird!”

The fact that Cindy and Karen say they call her “Momma T” is hysterical and completely beside the point.

Really. I have a shrimp fork handy and I’m not afraid to jam you in the nads with it.

kthanxluvyabai.

This post has 13 comments.

  1. Seth
    17 Mar 08
    9:55 am

    You? Who hates the *skrimps*? Has a shrimp fork?

    I’ll believe it when I see it.

    St. Paddy’s!

    *runs away*

  2. Maigh
    17 Mar 08
    9:58 am

    Alright, alright…ya got me there. Man do I hate the skrimps.

  3. Kayron
    17 Mar 08
    10:37 am

    haha! yes indeedy, that mama t is a mean drunk.

  4. Pwned by Seth. Niiiiice.

  5. Bear
    17 Mar 08
    11:52 am

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCbuRA_D3KU

    Muppets and St. Patrick – a winning combination!

  6. bosskat
    17 Mar 08
    3:05 pm

    Do girls have nads too?

  7. Maigh
    17 Mar 08
    3:36 pm

    Nads, ovaries, whatever.

  8. Alli
    17 Mar 08
    8:59 pm

    *running from Maigh with the fork*

    ;)

  9. cpow
    18 Mar 08
    5:10 pm

    teehee!! i nary said it once yesterday! and even spelled it out full right SAINT PATRICK when referring to his day! i swears it!

  10. ETK
    17 Mar 10
    12:04 pm

    What if you aren’t catholic or think he’s imaginary? Can you call it St. Patty’s Day? :) ‘Cause I do. I guess I’ll have to be happy with the shrimp fork stabbing.

  11. Dave C.
    17 Mar 10
    12:14 pm

    Were I a deity, I wouldn’t be sweating people contracting my name.

    This reminds me of “you wouldn’t call your country a cunt, so don’t call your fraternity a frat.” I might call my country a cunt, were it acting like one. I’d even say “See you next Tuesday, America!”

  12. Dave C.
    17 Mar 10
    12:42 pm

    I found a contrary opinion – this person says “St. Paddy’s” is acceptable, as long as it’s not “St. Patty’s”:
    http://paddynotpatty.com/

    “Paddy is derived from the Irish form, Pádraig, hence the appearance of those mysterious, emerald Ds.”

    Do you care to comment?

  13. Maigh
    17 Mar 10
    1:36 pm

    HA! Dave C. you’re so right! I probably wouldn’t care either. Those are great examples and I do love love LOVE to say “see you next Tuesday”. My older brothers taught me not to say “frat” as well…

    Myvote: Paddy is OK if you’re Irish and if it’s actually your name. Personally don’t care for people calling me Margie, Megan, Marge – because it’s not my name.

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