I’ve been down for five days with a bug. It’s not just any bug - this is the post nuclear cockroach king. The kind of bug that makes you wonder if you have the plague. If you are patient zero. If you’re going to show up in a history book one day or maybe just be the root of an urban legend : “Did you hear about that woman in Atlanta last year who literally coughed up her lung? No seriously. Google it.”

Man, do I ever write anything other than what’s ailing me anymore?

I hope you’re feelin’ groovy enough for both of us.