While discussing and noshing on the sweet treat of Toaster Strudel I’d brought The Mc (because he was Mr. Potty Pissy Pants during/after the move) and how it was the naughtiest thing sold in a grocery store, the conversation turned to Alli.

I’d asked my physician about the drug once – because I really *do* have a friend who will buy any quick weight loss drug on the planet up to and including horse asthma medicine. That conversation went like this:

Her: Do you remember WOW! chips?
Me: The ones with olestra that caused anal leakage?
Her: Yeah. It works like that. Your body expels anything that’s too high in fat.

Flash back to present day.

The Mc: You’d basically have to eat these on the toilet.

That’s pretty.