When you live in 1000 square feet and you cook fish, you must take the trash out immediately. You should not leave it until after work the next day, or you’ll be forced to call in men in hazmat suits. Since the guy who lives below you has a meat smoker he runs all night, opening the door to let fresh air in isn’t an option.

When you carve pumpkins and leave them on the patio until they have mold and fruit flies, and are starting to collapse on themselves, then bring them inside and sit them in the hallway so you remember to take them further down the hall to the trash…don’t. Just take them. Because if you don’t, there will be a puss like puddle you’ll have to clean up. Pumpkin abscess explosion.